i am the female wheezy.

ASK BOX
Click For My Face,
My Make Up Blog,

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shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

heyfunniest:

Armadillo

fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

i love this picture of me

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i love this picture of me

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dangerouspoetry:

this video should come with instructions

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thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

epic-vines:

Everyone at school is fake as shit….. Myself included

godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

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caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

styleyourbody:

pea-nut-fit:

motiveweight:

nutrientnatalie:

wow

Posting again as a reminder of what’s possible…

wow

H O L Y S H I T

tyleroakley:

gr4ceffa:

this video was a ride from start to finish

literal hero